A call

Somebody throw a wrench into the gears of this machine.

Bring some sort of change

Something exciting.

Something unexpected.

I'm crossin them railroad tracks

and hopin the train hits me.

And when i wake up (of course i'll survive...),

I won't know where i am.

And i'll be pleasantly uncomfortable.

I've got five million things i want to accomplish.

And time to accomplish...maybe...ten thousand things.

The ratio of things that are possible to complete vs things i want
to complete is overwhelming.

This overwhelming feeling results in me doing absolutely nothing.
Which is the worst possible option.

So...


Here i am motivation!!
Come find me!
Give me your strength!


Here's to getting stuff done.


Oh. and as a sort of final notice...
I'm going to cross post quite often.
From myspace and vox and whatnot.
So deal wit it.




And now i'm going to play my six string until i fall asleep.

I'm lying in my bed.

Getting ready to go to sleep.
Checkin Livejournal for the first
time in awhile.

Writing an email (man, does that ever
feel professional).

It was ridiculously hot today.
Insanely hot!
I heard numbers as high as 102?

I was getting in trucks that had
digital thermometers and they were
reading 115+ (i think i might have
seen 130, can't recall).

I sweat alot today.
I drank 3 liters of Gatorade.
And still had a headache, by the end of the day.

I came home, sticky and disgusting.
Showered, played lots of guitar.
Went to the walker's and chilled there.

And somehow, in my (at most) walking around...
I've managed to become sticky again.

It's gross.

Goodnight.

Oh, wait.

I almost posted this, but then i looked at the title and
completely forgot the whole meaning of this!

I set up my fan. It's kinda small.
But it's also pointing directly at my face.
And i'm not gonna play music tonight to sleep to.
I'm going to listen to the dull, constant hum of the fan.

I am kinda childishly excited for it.
So.
Again,

I say, goodnight.

I just finished Heroes.

Yeah...i'm months behind everyone else, i know.

But it left me with that weird feeling, you know?
The one you get when you finish a good book,
and it ended with enough closure that you don't
feel like you have the right to complain, but you still
want to know more.

It's a weird feeling.
I can't really tell if i like it or not.
I think i do and don't.

That was a really good series though.
I look forward to Volume II.

it's going to be uber hot today.

and odds are in favor of me dehydrating to death.


So it was fun, hope you all continue to live a happy
prosperous, preposterous, porous, pandorous life.


And i shall see you on the other side.


Love,

Kealoha "The uber noober" DeBord

I had a dream, last night, that sharon osbourne was a pedophile...
or maybe not so much a pedophile, but more so a "baby thief".

She stoled babies!
Does that fit under "pedophile"?

Anyways...it was a weird dream.

i had one weak day yesterday...

i've been doing really well...
i had one weak day and i get a phone call
from the boss.

I'm on the phone with him right now.
Getting the lecture.

Ugh.


He's talking to me like i've consistently been doing
poor work.

Thing is, he doesn't see the timesheets anymore.
They get sent to the other guy. So he can't see that
i'm actually working full days.

It's not my fault my Monday stops hardly had any cars.
I did all the ones i could.

I don't like the sense of mis-trust i feel coming from him.


I better go "make the company proud!" today.
no, he didn't say that to me.

I'm being upset and sarcastic.
I better go now, though.

Current Mood: aggravated

I've thrown on a Radiohead cd...
I'm going to try to sleep to it.

Seems peaceful.
It should be good.

I haven't fallen asleep to music for awhile.
I'm really tired.

And the cd's already going...
Soo, i better be moving along.
Idioteque is coming up soon ^_^


Goodnight.

I just realized it was June.

It took a full 4 days to figure it out.
...It's freaking June!

wtf mate.

Check it...they weren't lying.

www.aflockofseagullssaysyes.com


yeah...i checked it.

*sigh*

They have the worst commercials ever.

And in second place??

Ovaltine...i'll never buy that stuff
because their commercials are so terrible.

And because i love my nestle quick...
notice i didn't say nesquick??

Yeah...cuz that's gay.
They need to change their name back.

Alright!
Enough with my dry-humored ranting.

credit yes dot com radio commercials.

apparently you can just do it from your phone directly to livejournal. *shrug* oh well.

note: this was sent via my cell phone.

I must have secretly (even to myself) decided that
i wasn't nerdy enough.

So i'm taking it to the next level.
I signed up for a Twitter account.
It's a simple blog.
The entire purpose of it is summarized into:
"What are you doing right now?"

And so i'm going to start updating that via my
phone while i'm at work and kinda bored.

And then it's been syndicated here (because i'm that nerdy)
and so it's like i'm posting here...updating about how boring
and dull my life is. :-)

This is stupidly exciting!

http://twitter.com/statuses/friends_timeline/6405572.rss

that's the feed.

If this inspires any of you to get a Twitter account, let me know
so i can add you to my friends list.

I'm such a nerd.

A pyromaniac, to be exact.

I spent a good two and a half hours playing with fire tonight.
While being socially chillaxed and hanging out at my good friend
Mick's place.

It really made me wish i was camping.
I miss camping.
And campfires.
And stew dinners.

I had a few things on the agenda today that absolutely did not get
taken care of.
I also took care of random things that weren't even on the agenda of
things to get done today.
So i think they negate each other into a state of neutral accomplishmentarialism.
Yes...accomplishmentarialism.

The other day, i watched several, several, seeeverrrall episodes of "The Office".
I dreamt about that show allll night.
It was wierd.
And it's probably kinda weird and creepy that I remember most specifically
Dwight over any of the other characters.

I plan on owning the seasons on DVD.
I truly value that show.

And i value your time here.
Thanks for reading.
Come back soon.
I hope to be able to deliver reading that's
maybe a little more interesting in the future.

PEAS!
~Kealoha

If i could, i would seriously totally hearth home from here right now.

I don't want to drive home.
If this program had the option to put in my location, i'd put that
i was at the walker's apartment. In chris's room, specifically.

But yeah...hearthstone home.
I want to.

Current Mood: sad

Brain and i went for a drive tonight.

It was mega wicked fun.
Even though the road we went down wasn't very long :-(

I raced a 198X rx-7 today in mah 323gt...kinda.
Too tired to explain in details.
I think i won.
I'm pretty sure i won...


I won.


More to come later...if i end up not being lazy.

I've got a brand new store to set up tomorrow...30 something cars!!

gah, that's alot.

Wish me luck.

G00day.

In one of my dreams last night, a dude said:

"And my 3 gigabytes of ram shot me in the face"

I found it funny...after i woke up.

edit:
Al time?? I was going to change this, and fix the typo...but as i clicked on the
"edit" button, i heard a voice in the wind...it said "I don't think so Tim."
So alas, it remains unchanged.
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I won't go into the details of the inspiration behind, or the
fruition of this idea...

It would be so awesome if you could tell time, based on the
length of your beard. Now picture this. A guy leaves town
without mention to anyone, and he is gonna be gone for...
oh say five years.

Six months in, he can tell that it's June, based on the length of his beard.

A long time passes, he examines his beard and determines it's August, three years
after he departed. Sometime in the second week, probably the later half of the week even.

One day, he'd examine his beard, to determine how much time had passed.
He'd realize it was five years gone, since he left home. And he'd get ready
to return to civilization (because he lived in the mountains. A bearded man like that...where else would you expect him!?) and go home.

He returns home and nobody recognizes him.

Becuase he's got a 5 year old beard.



It was really hot today.
I think i was sweating faster than i was getting water in me.

It was crazy.
I got in one car and the temp display read 88 degrees!

I didn't fare too well this morning, what with such little sleep...
But i lived through the day and once i finally fully woke up,
i did quite well.

I had a nice, full work day.


I need to catch up on heroes.
I hear it was pretty amazing...no?
NO DETAILS!!!

I'm actually 2 episodes behind.

Payday soon!
I could use a hair cut.
I drove the Mazda today for work it was nice.

If the last part of this here seems really sparatic and random...
It is/was intentional.

I am/are/was going to bed now.
Peas.

Next time i am gonna put a power converter in my car, i'll pay someone else to do it.

Or...
I'll know not to start at 10:00PM.
And i'll know to not have any hiccups.
Or things that slow me down.

I can't believe it's freakin 3:00AM!
Ugh, what am i doing here??
I gotta get up in... oooh...4.5 hours.

And i don't like the idea.


I should be more hurt about a personal thing than i am.
Just trying to be as positive as i can about things.




Does anyone know how to properly clean a LCD screen?
Specifically, well...both my Desktop LCD monitor, and my laptop screen as well.


My pinky fingernail on my right hand needs to be clipped.



I got that inverter ready to go though!

That means that i can print from my car now!
Oh, and it's in the mazda 323gt, too :-)
But, back to being able to print from my car...
I don't have to make a few trips hauling the laptop,
papers, and printer into dealers in order to be able
to print their window stickers.
And that rocks.


Now where are those nail clippers...

Current Mood: exhausted

If you think you know why, you're probably right.
But only partially so.

It's more than simply one thing.
I've learned things that i've wanted to learn
in ways i really didn't want to have to learn them.

I've given my respect to the wishes presented before me.
i've presented my wishes, and got stepped on instead of respected.

It's no fun being a good friend to someone who doesn't care.



On another note, my uncle's funeral went well last weekend.
It was an awesome service.
My uncle worked for UPS and the company brought out 29 full-sized
trucks (semi-trucks) out to the funeral.
Each one a representation of a year that he worked there.
It was quite a sight!

Also, there was a motorcycle "gang" that rode in for the funeral.
Wearing full motorcycle gear during the entire thing.
I found both of these things to be an awesome tribute to him.

I'm going to miss my uncle.
He was my motivation for pushing myself in photography.
He, being a rather avid photographer, wanted to teach me, and
get my work out there. He even got a few prints and was preparing
to get them to sell for me.

He will be missed, and is loved.
(A news story covering the accident )

On another note...
I'm pretty stressed over some recent events.
I'm not taking sides in the situation, It's not my place.
I just want everything to work out and turn out for the best.